Have you noticed that everything you try when it comes to the female persuasion seems to go nowhere? Are you frustrated, alone, lonely, and unappreciated? Well, of course you are, or you wouldn’t be reading this article. If you want to get unlonely, you will have to have a new plan (hey, what you have been doing hasn’t been working has it?)

Start with a list of your strengths and weeknesses. Do you have a talent that you can use to attract girls? If you are like me and aren’t gifted naturally, you will have to go the money route. I don’t care what the fuck all the pros say, women are attracted to money. You don’t see diamond Dave having any problems with women even if he is a basket case, just like you don’t see homeless Hank getting laid. Take a look at Bernie Ecclestone. He is 900 billion years old, is about 4 feet tall and has a 20 year old supermodel on his arm every day because he is a billionaire. That is just the way the world works. So, get with the program. If you are REALLY wanting a woman, work that O.T., invest like crazy, start a business, and get some pussy. I have not seen a woman yet that doen’t like money spent on her. That is how they feel valued and loved, so taking your ho to Burger King isn’t going to cut it. Read my articles on making money and get out there. Now, if you do have a talent, things may be easier.

Ask yourself, do I sing well, play an instrument, play a certain sport, etc.? Well, that may be the inside path to a woman. People are usually attracted to like minded people. Whoever said opposites attract is full of shit. How many tall, blond hair, blue eyed, female doctors do you see running around with homeless men? Haven’t seen it yet, but maybe you will be the homeless man to prove me wrong. If you don’t want to swim against the current though, stick with your strengths.

Go to events that feature your talent. If you sing well, go to Karaoke contests. If you look like Elvis, go to Elvis conventions. Surprisingly, there are groupies even there. But, realistically, look for the girl that likes these things. Go to dating websites and write to girls that like the same stuff you do. Get involved in organizations that revolve around your talent. Many times, even if you don’t find a girl directly though these means, you may meet friends who can hook you up with their neice.

Look online for girls as well. No, I don’t mean porn websites, I mean dating ones. Put your profile on and see what happens. You will have to do all the writing, as almost no women will seek you out, so write to a lot of them. You will get a response once in a great while, and then can go from there. Keep writing and building up trust before you speak on the phone, as it takes women a while to build up an emotional bond, and if you come off as a jerkoff on the phone, all your work will be for nothing. When you write, at least you have time to think about what you are saying, and more importantly, what to delete before you send it. After a couple weeks writing, then you can either meet or talk on the phone.

When you meet, be sure and don’t act too desperate. What I mean by that is telling a woman that she is the prettiest girl you have ever seen, that her hair is like gold, and that she should be the mother of your children, etc. Just get to know that broad. Ask her as many, if not more questions than she asks you. Don’t open yourself up to too much scrutiny right away. Don’t talk about your ex-shemale-devilbitch-girlfriend. No one cares about your past, especially not your new girlfriend.

And here is the hardest thing for almost all males. You have to be cool. I don’t mean like the Fonz, but not far from it. You have to control your emotions and not let on to a woman how much you like her. Being too desperate is like repellant for a girl. She will run like a scared deer. In a lot of ways, dating is like hunting deer. You have to be cool and quiet, you can’t smell too stong, and you have to be patient to take your shot. Like I said, just ask her most of the questions, not like an interrogation, but casually. Don’t be afraid to be silent as well. You will seem more cool and mysterious.

If you get the chance, do kiss her or fondle a breast or two. Many “experts” will advise against this on a first date, but hey, let’s face it, women connect physically as well as emotionally, so get a tongue in if you can and she will be more connected to you. Don’t have sex though. Women are so used to having sex whenever they want. If you tell her you are saving yourself, this will drive her nuts. Part of the being cool.

Also, wait a while to give her a call after the first date. If she likes you, this will give her time to think about you and build up anticipation for the next date. Absence does make the heart grow fonder while familiarity breeds contempt, that is absolutely true. Women will also never admit it, but they like to be jealous, or for you to be. I don’t mean Ike Turner jealous, but women feel valued when you complain a little that they are too close to their best friend.

So, if women don’t find you attractive now, go with your strengths. Get some money, develop your talents, make yourself as attractive as possible. But keep it all in proportion. If you are a relatively average guy, you don’t need plastic surgery, women would rather you spend that money on them. The best thing you can do is to develop your cool and social skills. Read some books about manners and social skills, and study some old Happy Days reruns and get ready for the pussy party.